(cant-a-lope-ing) - when two girls touch bow adorned dicks while licking canteloupes and snorting grapefruit kool-aid powder while being penetrated by the kool-aid man all on top of a gay guy and his straight crush. Note: when two or more sets of girls are cantelouping, it is called a fruit salad.
Sally and Sue were seen cantelouping in the girls bathroom on friday while they were skipping gym class.
by Lena Mae January 19, 2008
A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot
by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016
by yeargh January 27, 2016
Used to describe the cunt of a woman who's had sex so many times, the STDs have left green, blue, yellow, or orange splotches and/or stains around the clitoral region.
by nooneonthissitecouldpossiblyhavethisname October 15, 2007
A negative verb saying that a quick, often spontaneous and secret wedding in place of a formal, often large and expensive wedding is not possible, or will not happen.