|1.||Cant Be Asked|
This is a phrase commonly used by retards (generally scenekids and fags) who have heard somone saying "I cant be ARSED" and mistaken it for them saying "I cant be ASKED"
They will then continue to use their new found phrase all the time thinking that it is what everyone else is saying.
If you think its ASKED your a twat
Scenekid Myspace whore:" I cant be asked to stop taking pictures of myself and uploading them to myspace"
Normal People: "What a fag"