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pertaining to a young, Italian female who has the lung capacity of Michael Phelps and DSL of Angelina Jolie, who can suck a soft ball through a water hose.
Douche Guido: "Hey did you hook up with any girls at that party the other night?"

Alpha Guido: "yea chief, that party was full of Canoli Suckers."
by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009

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