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When drunk on shots and the mind doesn't know we're your going but your legs get you there anyway
" I've had a bad week lets get cannonballed tonight WHOO"
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When someone intentionally fucks up another person's chances because of laziness or out of self-interest.
The head-hunter cannonballed my job application because she couldn't trust that I would stay in the position for more than 3 months conflicting with her company policy.
by Persius March 30, 2007
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When you take a dump and the impact between the turd and the water splashed you in the butt or testicles.
"I took a dump and it totally cannonballed my nuts"
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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See; Angry Pirate
When the aforementioned act is performed by two men on a single woman target at the same time, therefor, a double-team Angry Pirate. Thus, leading to "Cannonballed", which is often exclaimed after the act.
"Dude, we banged this chick last night, but she wasn't into creampies, so we fuckin' CANNONBALLED her!"
by Sam'n'Mike December 21, 2008
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