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led by zero-talent frontman george 'corpsegrinder' fisher, who growls indecipherable tidbits of ignorance to the mindless audience. fisher is one of the pioneers of the 'windmill' style of head-banging. he took it from pete townshend of the who's windmill style of guitar strumming. the talent went down 'exponentially' when fisher did his headbanging. each time he moves his head up and down in that infamous quick fashion, it kills six of his worthless w.o.w. brain cells. he started iut with 167. he know has -2345676543. yes, that is negative. cannibal corpse also features pat o'brien and rob barret on guitar (that god-awful low-pitched rumble), alex webster on bass (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!), and paul mazurkiewicz on drums (double bass drumming only). they are members of the record label 'metal blade', which is a long-time stronghold for shitty "death-metal" bands. alex needs to learn how to use the word "exponentially", and all of it's roots and outcroppings. cannibal corpse sucks, but they are funny to watch live, especially when you are stoned (which alex must also learn how to do/get). and boy, that corpsegrinder sure is funny when he goes on his ultra-ignorant rants regarding world of warcraft and growling (the proper way to growl and yell is 'from the diaphragm").
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the lead singer george is a nice guy and gives good hugs at their london gig
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Death metal band who have created a following largely based on their offensive lyrics and gross-out topics.
Compared to some other death metal, not that bad. Lyrics of interes include meathook sodomy and necropdeophile your mouth is dirtier than cannibal corpse
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Probably the most influential, well-known and best death metal band in the death scene today. For everyone who doesn't like them for being famous, you guys are posers. If you stop liking a band because they've extended their fan base, but still play fucking good music, you try too hard to be different. If you truly want to be original, listen to drone metal. But it fucking sucks, much like you do.
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a death metal band popular in the 80's & 90's. vocals reminiscent of the cookie monster. i love cannibal corpse, want to smoke shwag and throw rocks off of a bridge?
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Cannibal Corpse are in my opinion the best death metal band ever. The one problem is that they have gotten so popular that every retarded asshole, that has never herd of death metal or anything heavier than slipknot, thinks one of two things:
1. I like this band because i want to be different. 2. I am a gay chav and don't like metal so anything that is not 50 cent or any other gay rapper is goth music. It is such a shame that death metal and it's fans are seen as 'goth' because it is quite offensive to be classified alongside those pussies. Cannibal corpse have always been brutal and heavy and only got better when George Fisher joined so anyone that says that they got crap when Chris Barnes left can go to hell. Me: I like Cannibal corpse because the music is really heavy and the vocals are amazeing.The lyrics are also entertaining 'songs' about mutilating people are funny and suit the music.
Stupid moron: Its just a load of shoutin i could do it if i wan'ed to. me: No you could not, its not rap music, you can't just talk into a microphone and have some shitty keyboard tune in the background. It takes skill to play music at that speed and play every single note correctly and vocals like that you hear in most death metal bands near impossible. Another thing is that you could never write those kind of lyrics. Its not like your shitty mainstream music, Cannibal Corpse write the lyrics themself. stupid moron: (drools and says nothing because his brain has overloaded with facts). |
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4 words. From Skin to Liquid. Cannibal Corpse has an insane amount of talent and has really dreary sounding slow shit that kicks major quantities of ass.
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one of the worlds top death metal bands. People love to bash these guys, but they are just scared of the lyrics involved. Matt: So, do you like Cannibal Corpse?
Some Moron: No, they offend me because I can't take anything harder then Metallica. Matt: You suck. CC beats fucks like you up just for fun. Go listen to some non metal and cry about your shitty life. |
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