Canmerican is the speech of someone who lives in Canada and has an american accent or vice versa. The speaker of this language adds sch to the start of any sl words and dzzzz to any words starting with de. This is a very annoying and confusing speech to anyone who hears it.
Teacher : Today class well be finding the schlope of a line. As you see the schlope of this line will seem like it is schlowing down. So the answer is 36.57 and don't forget your dzzzzzmal point.
Student 1: Man I can't understand her at all.
Student 2: Yeah it's because of her shotty Canmerican.