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are u guys fucking stupid cankles CAN be from weight gain n stuff but if ur born with cankles it usually means ur calves are bigger than usually which enables fast track running. because ur calves extends it allows the leg muscles to strecth long while running which quickens the movements (fast running) so next time u want to make sum douche comment about sumthing that should be considered a complement, READ ABOUT IT MOTHER FUCKERS
douche: look at those cankles on the bitch. dam

LATER IN GYM

gym teacher: ok guys time to run the mile

WHILE RUNNING

cankle girl: wow this is easier than i thought

douche: man, this sucks balls dude

AFTER DONE WITH MILE

gym teacher: ok well the cankle girl got the best time in the class! oh, and um the douche can suck sum mile ass

douche: aw fuck i got beat by a chick

cankle girl: yea bitches what now eat my cankle ASS
by ALL U GUYS LICK MY SMART ASS July 27, 2009
 
1.
The area in affected female legs where the calf meets the foot in an abrupt, nontapering terminus; medical cause: adipose tissue surrounding the soleus tendon, probably congenital, worsened by weight gain and improved in appearance only by boots. From the English "calf" meaning wide portion of the lower leg, and "ankle" meaning slender joint of leg with foot.
If I didn't have cankles, I might be able to wear those Prada loafers with my capri pants.
by Elizabeth Bennett September 12, 2003
 
2.
Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the calf and the ankle, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Cankle" comes from the fusion of CAlf and aNKLE.
Good god look at the cankles on that fat lady!
by David May 23, 2004
 
3.
A reference to a pair of legs that have no defined end of the calf area as well as no defined beginning of the ankle area. Does not only refer to fatty legs, simply shapeless legs.
Perfect face, perfect body, smart and funny... but damn... i can't handle them cankles.
by leeric October 04, 2004
 
4.
The absence of a defined ankle on a person - whereby the calf of the leg merges directly into the foot. The calf appears to replace the ankle - hence the term "cankle".
Whoa, did you see the cankles on the chick? Looks like she has tree stumps for legs!
by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004
 
5.
n. 1) An aesthetically unfortunate physiological condition which leaves its victims with no discernable narrowing of the ankle between the calf and the foot. 2) An ankle which has no discernable narrowing from the calf to the foot. History: The word is derived a combination of the words calf and ankle. Victims of this condition are advised to avoid the following: ankle boots, ankle-strap shoes, anklets, ankle socks, ankle tattoos, high-top shoes, and any other footwear or legwear that might draw attention to the cankle region.
Kelly has a classic case of cankles -- her calves are the same width from knee to foot.
by snarkette March 04, 2005
 
6.
An ankle of a fat person in which the the ankle and the calf appear seamless.
That girl must have weighed at least 500 pounds! Did you see the cankles on her?
by Bungalow Bill July 07, 2002
 
7.
Also known as “peasant ankles” for the ostensible stability and hardiness afforded by the wide, steady base of the legs, which aids in long hours of tillage and harvesting. As such, the condition is most prominent in women of Russian or Italian ancestry.
It is the condition where the ankle girth is equal to or indiscernibly less than the girth of the widest part of the calf. It is not ankle fat per se, but rather a state of being “big-boned” in the ankle region while simultaneously experiencing gross muscle atrophy of the gastrocnemius.
Symptoms include: deep elastic grooves from socks, increased razor wear-and-tear, ability to reap 20 bushels of grain per hour.
Man 1: "That girl's wasting her time on the calf machine at the gym--there ain't no cure for cankles"
Man 2: "Hopefully she'll marry a farmer"
by paranoid randroid October 19, 2006