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2. Cank
U.S Military slang, meaning to cancel summarily
If you don't shape up corporal, I will cank your promotion.
1. cank
For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Taste of the Goods." CUNK sounded too much like CUNT for radio. CANK made a better sound for a non gender specific insult involving the genetalia. The final meaning of "cank" is dumb, and doesn't speak (as when arrested), and this stems from old english theives slang. It is also exactly what happens when someone has a cank in their mouth.
I enjoy eating cank.
Don't be such a cank.
I'll bet they have HUGE canks.
My cank should meet your cank.
by Johnson Rice Apr 17, 2004 add a video
3. Cank
A woman which is both a cunt and a skank.
Dang look at that rusty ass cank!!!
4. Cank
A nonviolent, attractive gang of girls who are sexually active, usually between the ages of 11-18. Also can be used as a reference to something cool.
Carley: "Let's hang with cank."
Allie: "I wish I was a cank."
Nikki: "That ride is cankin'!"
Kim: "We could cank that."
5. cank
a blend of the words WANK and CACK, to mean something is bad, or doesn't look good.
"Tash you need a new bag, your's is ugly.."
Tash replies.."yeah i know, this bag is CANK!"
6. Cank
Masturbating/Wanking with a condom on.
Person 1: "Got any condoms?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 3: "I need a cank, that's why!"
7. cank
amazing, awsome, plump, cool, overflowing with greatness
"Fuck, Greg, did you see that gymnast? That shit was cank!!!!!!!"

"Hell yeah it's my birthday, Roger...just look at that cake, it's fucking cank."
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