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The candy-addicted, sharp-tongued, soon-to-have-diabetes, child-of-misfortune, contractor-of-madhatter, and just-a-really-odd-person.
You: Candyfangs, can you stop eating candy?
Candyfangs: But
Candyfangs: No
Candyfangs: who wants chocolaaaaattteee
by Spiffers the Spectacular February 09, 2014
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