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Originated when "Can't even function" was mistaked for "Candy Munchin". Means I'm so drunk I can't even function, or too hungover or sick to function.
Cait: I'm feeling pretty good after last night
Katrina: Hell nooo, I'm straight candy munchin
by usaf8363 January 10, 2011