Chris: You're such a baby.
Johnny: Hah, that's funny because you're never cold with your fire hair you fucking candlestick! Let me warm up around the bonfire on your head.
The act of hitting a person on the head with a candlestick and proceeding to have sex with said person. Ideally, the trauma will not render the victim unconscious, but rather disorient the victim so that his or her inevitably futile attempts to resist duplicate the feeling of reciprocal acts of fornication.
Mick: "Yeah, too bad she'd never go for a guy like you or me. Unless one of us were to candlestick her, that is."