Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.
Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news.
Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.
The coolest disease in the world! You can get it from EVERYTHING! American cheese, Porno, breathing, Sun light, Being alive, Sex and nonvirgin blood
Yay i'm sooo much cooler then you! I got CANCER!
A less deadly version of AIDS
You: Bro, I just got diagnosed with cancer.
Friend: Hey man, it could be worse, you could get the true form, AIDS
A word similar to those that you respond with when you have no idea what to say. Such as woot,word, and sweet.
I just fell down the stairs...
another word for cool , tight , bomb and diggitty to its fullest extent.
That guy is so CANCER he gave me tits!!
CANCER!!! I got the high score in donkey kong!
Besides the fact that hes got cancer his cool
"Your a cancer, i'm a sagidtaidararious. lets have sex"
A group of guys that are so ILL and do what ever they want. They'll steal your wife, girlfriend and ruin your life while bettering their own. They drink bottles of vodka like water every night and there is no stopping them
I got so CANCER shat last night that I ended up fucking my friends brothers girlfriend with another dude at the same time.
a sport somewhat like soccer execpt played with a smashed soda can, at school, using two metal posts as goal posts (derived from the words cana nd soccer using all of can and the last 3 letters of soccer)
they played cancer