Canadien; America's red headed step shild
Speaks British English because they are P.O.H.M's.
Can't be the world's best friend because no one knows who they are.
Believes in cowering while that "other" country does all of the dirty work.
Has horrible laws that prevent their citizens from defending themselves from criminals; while that "other" country has right to carry laws, and you can legally carry pepper spray and knives.
Uses only the metric system. The "other" country uses both.
Thinks it has good beer. I wouldn't call Labatt's the tastiest thing around. The "other" country has some very tasty microbrews.
Has no sense of humor. In fact, has such a low self image that it has to define itself by how it's not like that "other" country.
Can't seem to say anything without making it sound like a question. Eh?
Provides some mediocre comedian talent to the "other" country.
Doesn't provide the world with the best hockey players. The Europeans might have something to do with that.
Has no military left because of 40 years of socialist government. Might have to rely on that "other" country to protect it.
Has to constantly tell the world they are not Americans because nobody knows who "they" are.
2. One who lives in or was born in Canada.
3. The hockey team from Montreal, the Montreal Canadien's.
2. Guy from Quebec: He's a Canadien.
Guy not from Quebec: No, he's Canadian.
3. Hardcore Montreal Canadien's hockey team fan: Le condamner, le Canadien se perdu encore.
Real hockey fan: Fermer la baise en haut, vous le morceau de morceau de Quebecian de merde de merde
Speak English and not American.
Is the world's best friend instead of the global law enforcer.
Believes in peace keeping, not forcing beliefs onto another culture.
Has reasonable laws instead of stupid laws; when in Florida, you cannot eat an orange while in the bathtub.
Uses the sensible and easy to comprehend Metric system instead of standard.
Drinks real beer, unlike it's cousin to the south; how do they drink that coloured water?
Has a sense of humour and doesn't take national insults as poorly as some "other" country.
Doesn't put snow storms on national news.
Is proud to have the clean side of Niagra Falls.
Doesn't have to worry about smog alerts.
Has the wonderful ability to turn any sentence into a question; The weather sure is nice, eh?
Provides the best comedians to American media.
Designed the Canadarm, onboard the space shuttles.
Has the worlds largest supply of nickel.
Dug the worlds deepest hole; 11 kilometers (7 miles) deep mine shaft.
Produces the world's best hockey players.
Has the best trained military forces for arctic environments.
Doesn't have to tell the world that they're better than some "other" country; the world already knows.