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To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers
"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.

"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife
by Bill Greenwood September 03, 2008
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An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.
"We went to Red Lobster and it was a total Canadian bus ride. I can still smell the breaded shrimp vomit."
by stanleypants August 02, 2008
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The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.
Crispin was being a gash last week so I gave him the old Canadian bus ride. That took the smile off his face.
by Stevens W Galloway August 01, 2008
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