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A person from Canada. When asked to define being canadian, a canadian will tell you that they are NOT AMERICAN. Though, most other countries identify Canadians as being American Light or French. If a canadian is further prodded for a definition of Canadian beyond not American, most will ramble about snow, toques (and here they mean knit caps worn in winter), hockey amd maple syrup. Canadians lack cultural identity, and so when asked theirs they will list off the countries that their ancestors are from, even if their family has been in Canada for 200 years. A Canadian will usually only tell you that they are Canadian when asked their nationality, such as when travelling or for passport and census purposes.

Note that the above applies only to English Canadians. A French Canadian, be they Québécois, or French Canadian from any other province, is proud of their cultural identity, and their language.
English Canadian in France:

Canadian: I'm from Canada
Frenchman: Oh, so basically you are American?
Canadian: No, I'm English, Welsh, and Italian.
by HallstattCulture September 07, 2013
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Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has:
Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;
Better Winter Sports; Cultural/Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genetalia.
Person 1: So I got smashed on good brew this weekend and had some great sex.
Person 2: Oh yeah, eh? Me too!
Person 3: (Jealously) Damn canadians.
by Lecanadianquihabiteapennsylvanie October 15, 2005
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Expression for black people used by whites as "code" when they want to refer to blacks in a semi-derogatory manner without being detected in a group of people
"Jeezus, look at all the Canadians out tonight."
by Paulie G. September 19, 2006
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Canadian, a native of Canada, from the Algonquin word meaning "my village". Canada is a bilingual (French and English) and multi-cultural country surrounded, in the east, by water and history; in the north by ice, snow, Alaska and the North Pole; in the west, mostly by former easterners and Americans, and, in the south, by our American cousins, many of whom are former Canadians--a people of many origins, including aboriginals.

G-d bless, North America, including Mexico--such a friendly and prosperous part of the world to live.
The home of Canada Dry, Canadian Club, hockey, baseball, basketball, the telephone, the Credit Union, the bluenose, the RCMP and many great "American" actors.
by Lindsay G. King December 29, 2003
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what americans pretend to be when on vacation abroad
jee im glad i put this "Canadain" flag on my back pack while traveling in Europe...cuz they sure hate us americans over there
by leif November 24, 2004
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Canadians- Ones who originate in Canada. They are peaceful and don't get into wars very often, and their healthcare is free.
"Hey, guys, Canada is bigger than America and its on top of it to!"
by Jaken May 18, 2003
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A term that describes black people and use in order to get around politically correct language.
Sorry, I cannot hear you. There are a bunch of goddamn Canadians playing rap music.

Trent was trying to enjoy the movie but Canadians would not stop talking to the screen and using their cellphones.

That fucking Canadian tried to steal my wallet.
by Eldridge Cleaver January 27, 2008
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A great way to get your ass out of a sling if you are an American visiting a hostile foreign country. Afterall, who hates Canadians?
A person of questionable Middle East ethenticy-

"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".

American tourist-

"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".
by I. Fuckyermom October 13, 2010
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