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An amoeba-like individual originating from the "room above the party," otherwise known as canada. Has tendencies of speaking misinformation, quoting outdated statistics, and often voices anti-American sentiments. Usually ends sentences with the word, "eh," even when making a simple statement as brain power is quite limited. Occasionally tries hard to differentiate itself from an American due to having a weak identity, suffering from mild retardation. These prideful, boastful, passive-aggressive life forms are often found blogging or spreading propaganda throughout the world to demonstrate the wonders of canada (also often referred to as canadia or canaDUH). These life forms come in many shapes and sizes, but generally have roundish bodies accompanied by short, sausage-like appendages and incredibly ugly faces. Suffering from hypocritical tendencies, it rarely is taken seriously in the context of others.
Look! Did you see that canadian? It is so ugly and dumb it looks like it sat its face on fire and tried to put it out with an axe!
by America will Beat YOUR ASS! August 03, 2010
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1.
Somebody from the country north of the United States, which has:
Maple Syrup; Hockey; Universal Healthcare; Peace; Low Crime/Violence Rates; Excellent Donuts and Coffee (AKA Tim Horton's); Better, Cheaper Beer; Lovely Women; Nicer People;
Better Winter Sports; Cultural/Tolerance; Good/Cheap Education; Superior Genetalia.
Person 1: So I got smashed on good brew this weekend and had some great sex.
Person 2: Oh yeah, eh? Me too!
Person 3: (Jealously) Damn canadians.
by Lecanadianquihabiteapennsylvanie October 15, 2005
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2.
Expression for black people used by whites as "code" when they want to refer to blacks in a semi-derogatory manner without being detected in a group of people
"Jeezus, look at all the Canadians out tonight."
by Paulie G. September 19, 2006
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Canadian, a native of Canada, from the Algonquin word meaning "my village". Canada is a bilingual (French and English) and multi-cultural country surrounded, in the east, by water and history; in the north by ice, snow, Alaska and the North Pole; in the west, mostly by former easterners and Americans, and, in the south, by our American cousins, many of whom are former Canadians--a people of many origins, including aboriginals.

G-d bless, North America, including Mexico--such a friendly and prosperous part of the world to live.
The home of Canada Dry, Canadian Club, hockey, baseball, basketball, the telephone, the Credit Union, the bluenose, the RCMP and many great "American" actors.
by Lindsay G. King December 29, 2003
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4.
what americans pretend to be when on vacation abroad
jee im glad i put this "Canadain" flag on my back pack while traveling in Europe...cuz they sure hate us americans over there
by leif November 24, 2004
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Canadians- Ones who originate in Canada. They are peaceful and don't get into wars very often, and their healthcare is free.
"Hey, guys, Canada is bigger than America and its on top of it to!"
by Jaken May 18, 2003
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A term that describes black people and use in order to get around politically correct language.
Sorry, I cannot hear you. There are a bunch of goddamn Canadians playing rap music.

Trent was trying to enjoy the movie but Canadians would not stop talking to the screen and using their cellphones.

That fucking Canadian tried to steal my wallet.
by Eldridge Cleaver January 27, 2008
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A great way to get your ass out of a sling if you are an American visiting a hostile foreign country. Afterall, who hates Canadians?
A person of questionable Middle East ethenticy-

"Hey, American infidel. Hold on a moment while i detonate myself so i can go meet Allah and have 45 male virgins to myself".

American tourist-

"Eh? Whats this aboot? I'm just a simple Canadian trying to hop a plane home so i can sit in my igloo and watch hockey on tv while drinking Crown Royal eh".
by I. Fuckyermom October 13, 2010
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