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75.
A total tosser with a false sense of superiority, covering up the niggling knowledge in the back of his or her mind that his or her nation is just the bitch of the USA. Canadians are often smug and sarcastic in their vain attempts to be witty and sophisticated, though helplessly failing as they are all just liberal red necks.

Those Canadians not attempting to be urbane are crass and coarse, like other English speaking North Americans.
Fucking snooty stuck up Canadian.
by Rossiboy June 18, 2009
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29.
1. term used to refer to black people, when one doesn't want them to think they are racist.

2. a black person.
Girl: Oh, those damn canadians are always calling us racist when we say that they start all the fights at school.
by ninip March 21, 2011
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30.
people who DO NOT say "aboot"
what do u wanna do?
canadians: what about a beer?
by santa hohoho September 10, 2008
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31.
a person who lives in canada, dont talk gangster
we do say eh on occasion, but hey at least we dont have southern accents eh? can take a joke. and only the male gender have penis's. somthing new to you yanks.
oh and by the way americans have french speaking states too.
a country called canada where canadians live...need I say more?
by Kelleh March 02, 2006
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32.
Courgageous defenders of all the worlds' less fortunate and those who have injustice and wrong being done upon them.
Historys' toughest soldiers with the biggest smiles and the by far largest hearts.
Men and Women of every race and culture living together in perfect harmony with little to no recognition of their differences.
Inventers of some of the worlds' most important inventions such as the Telephone and Insulin.
Also home to all those who are oppresed no matter how badly or who they are. (*cough* African Americans *cough*)
Oh and William Shatner.
Greg: Canada? Canada sucks!

Chris: What do you actually know about Canada?

Greg: Um.. Canada sucks! USA USA USA!

Chris: Uh Huh.

Greg: Wait aren't you American.

Chris: Yeah, and I know what's better.

Yeah remember when you all retreated on the beachs of Normandy and the Canadians' didn't? Because I sure as hell do.
by Robert Richardson Ronaldson August 20, 2010
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33.
I convenient alibi for Americans in France. Everyone knows the French hate Americans.
Waiter: Porc américain stupid Stupid American pig!
American: Non ! Je suis canadien, je jure No! I am Canadian, I swear.
Waiter:: Dans ce cas, je ne cracherai pas en votre nourriture. In that case, I will not spit in your food.
by lokimainst November 05, 2007
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34.
The best country ever, with good beer, tons of snow and good skiing. Other benefits is, unlike the americans we have some non-obese people and only a fraction of our population eats McDonalds every day.

We are the best skiiers, hockey players and skaters , other than maybe russians.
Basically we are awesome.
Joe:WOOH!!!!
Frank: Why are you so happy?
Joe: I just realized something.
Frank: What?
Joe:We are Canadians and..I live in CANADA!!!!!!!!!!
Frank: YEAH!!
by Jess278 February 18, 2011
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35.
Great Beer, Cheap smokes and the best damn Dope around!
Bob: We have some good beer, eh?
Doug: It's great to be Canadian!
by biggybiggerstein March 09, 2010
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