|1.||Canadian base system|
The Canadian base system is:
- first base: kissing and fondling breasts
- second base: hand job, fingering or oral sex
- third base: sex, and
- home base (or fourth base): sex with a hockey puck used as a dildo and maple syrup used as lubricant.
Katie: All my friends from back home in Northern Ontario go to home base (Canadian base system) by the time they're 15.
David: Is this why hockey and maple syrup are so popular in Canada?