Only one exists in the entire world. It can be seen on the campus of Wittenberg University in Springfield Ohio. The Canadian Panda is commonly seen eating bamboo while wielding a hockey stick and a jar of maple syrup. Sometimes the Canadian Panda answers to the name "Kuper." When not participating in Canadian or Panda like activities, it sometimes pleasures itself while watching Lebron James highlights.
Guy one: Dude, have you seen the Canadian Panda today?
Guy two: Nah man, i saw it sippin on some maple syrup yesterday tho...
Guy one: Oh, well i was gonna see if it wanted to watch Lebron highlights with me.
Guy two: Dirty