Wearing Moose antlers while having sex in a pool of maple syrup and shitting in the Stanley's Cup.
We did the Canada's History last night, and boy does my ass hurt.
by StevenFan February 04, 2010

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sex act that creates permanent dis-connection between the synapses in each of the participants brains wich link grammar and motor function.
see definitions at urban dictionary . com for results of participants and their subsequent ramblings after performing Canadas History.
by brogarner February 10, 2010

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Canadians are nice, polite, non-violent people, so don't believe all this crap about moose antlers, maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, or mounties. In fact, nothing depraved ever happens in Canada. Up here north of the 49th, the term Canada's History simply refers to any friendly act of Sex in the Snow, wearing clap skates. And if Stephen Colbert doesn't know that, he should have his ombudsmanship revoked.
I have a degree in Canada's History, but they wouldn't let me in the Olympics anyway.
by Eh, Hun? February 08, 2010

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Performing the sexual act doggie style so that both participants can also watch the hockey game.
I gave her Canada's History for two hours last night.
by parrotheadkm February 07, 2010

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An effective diversion for those who are caught in the act of Colbert Reporting.

Colbert Reporting involves bears, a speed skate, glen beck, pages from Sarah Palins autobiography, and yelling out " Apollo Anton OH NO"

When caught performing this audacious act, Colbert Reporters often divert attention by accusing others of performing Canada's history ( a true urban legend).
" What are you and Glen Beck doing in the back of Scott Brown's Truck?" ..... " Officer if you look two vehicles down you'll realize they're performing Canada's History" ......
by I like Health Care February 06, 2010

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To fully understand Canada's History, one must have had sexual relationship with a direct descendant of Canada's Historians. Requirements:Two Straight or Gay women (1 Relative),1 Straight Male with min 10" penis,6 Midgets,1 9" Cactus,1 wild animal's head(Moose Preferred) filled with Maple Syrup, A Canoe or a Raft.
Load everything into the raft and down a shallow river where one can expect many Rapids.5 midgets must steer the raft into rapids while the 6th, without using his tiny arms, must completely undress the two maidens.At which point you pour the maple syrup from the Wild Animal's Head onto the ladies making sure that every inch is amply covered.Upon reaching the rapids get the ladies into a 69 position and the midget must rapidly put the cactus in and out a lady's asshole from one end. This when coupled with the maple syrup and the uneven rapids is painfully reminiscent of the Intercolonial Wars that erupted between 1689 and 1763, ultimately culminating in a blood filled orgasm strangely signifying the Birth of Quebec.On the other end your goal is to take your10inches and in a swift motion must pistol whip all the 5 midgets steering the raft and finally enter the woman on the other side. Now repeat this process 12 times to ultimately have a raft shaking orgasm filling the woman with a your manseed. Thi surprisingly guarantees that the offspring will be a female and thereby ensuring that Canada's History is carried on forward for years to come.
Now over the years, Canada's History has been modified to include easily identifiable objects such as the Stanley Cups to replace the wild animal's head and less painful items such as antlers to replace cactus.

A fair warning that Canada's History is not suitable for Lumber Jacks, Pregnant women, Male Homosexuals, People suffering from Lollypopguildophobia and of course East Asians.
by ColbertFan_DXB February 06, 2010

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A time when a once bold northern nation helped black Americans escape persecution during the Civil War. Thought to have sparked the legend of Aunt Jemima's arrival on The Underground Syrupstream.
Man, isn't it funny how people forget that Canada's History is a big part of America's History?
by Jimmy Kicks February 05, 2010

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