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260.
America 's hat.
M1: Hey, you wanna go to Canada?
M2: No.
M1: Good call.
by Rory O'Boyle November 01, 2007
 
261.
A place where you're constantly surrounded by dirty people who say 'EH' a whole lot.
Emma: Who won the presidential election?

Annie: McCain did.

Seterra: Yeah, we're going to Canada.
by emmawemawoo August 29, 2008
 
262.
A land filled with people who eat moose droppings and destroy the land of the eskimos, who invented kissing and beer and god. Yes, that is right, the eskimos invented god. DEAL WITH IT.
Hey everybody, CANADA EATS MOOSE DROPPINGS AND DESTROYS THE LAND OF THE INVENTORS OF GOD BEER AND KISSING!
by Alec Casado from Cuba July 10, 2008
 
263.
America's anus.
Jim: Hey Paul, wanna go up to Canada?
*Jim gets slapped*
by Ash Kian February 06, 2009
 
264.
A shapeless blob of land comprising of french people, the complete opposite of America, in all the wrong ways.
Man One: Man, dude, you fail.
Man Two: At least I'm not Canada.
Man One: You're french.
Man Two: Pwned. ):
by Cattzs January 11, 2009
 
265.
a non-existant country where non-existant aliens roam freely in hope of actually becoming part of the world
Bob: Have u heard of canada?
Fred: Oh ya isnt that the country where cumchuggers and meatstrokers live.
by sweaty_scrotum July 30, 2008
 
266.
A country blaming the US for everything going on wrong, despite the fact they are a developed country.
American kid who lost his dad in 9/11: I sure miss my pa...

Canadian: Oh shut up, you crybaby, you americans are all the same! What about Canada, huh, we need some sympathy too once in a while, even though we have just as much as America has, maybe more! >=(
by just some kid... October 09, 2007