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this is in response to some reasons to be proud to be canadian. (jordan, first post under search "canadian") each number is a smartass answer to each numbered reason he put.

1. canadian smarties are just cheap m&m's
2. ive had crispy crunch, it sucks
3. canadian football is gay
4. baseball is not canadian (doubleday dumass)
5. lacrosse is native american
6. i'll give u hockey
7. basketball is american (naysmith dumass)
8. apple pie isnt canadian, syrup is
9. idk wat mr. dress-up is, but it sounds like a pervert created it
10. ive been to tim hortons, it sucks
11. the canadians didnt fight in 1812, the british that were living there did
12. canada didnt surrender to germany b/c they didnt fight, america did and still didnt surrender
13. who cares if the english didnt ever surrender there, what does taht have to do with bitch lumberjacks?
14. if u think a bar fight is a war, that only makes people thinks canadians are bitches
15. ya, same comment as the last one
16. plaid is gay, no one in seattle thinks its cool
17. they never owned 10% of anything, do ur dam research
18. thats why we americans have guns, unlike ur poor ass's
19. that one makes no sense
20. we dont consider rednecks american, besides at least we dont chop trees for a living
21. u have no idea what ur talking about, the only thing of those u invented was velcro, and they only use velcro on kids shoes anyway
22. if u have ever gotten ur tongue stuck on a pole, then ur a fag
23. a canadian didnt invent superman, and even if he did, why do u think he made him an american business man?

basically, whatim trying to say is you're either a bad liar, or a dumass canadian, which is it?
and oh yeah, ur elections only take one day b/c they fix them all

how aboot them apples, eh?

canada sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by greenburg February 15, 2008

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America's hat.
Sometimes it gets cold in America, so that's why we have Canada.
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The only country with the balls to fight hard and the pussies to do it for somebody else.
Guy 1: Wow, Canada did a lot in WWI.
Guy 2: Yeah, but did you know that they didn't even fight for their independence?
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The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans
"Look at all those Canadians. They're lucky America is next to them."
by Eric Kinneary February 28, 2004

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America's meat wallet

A place of little importance on a global scale.
Canada can get toned.
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A large North American waste of space in which there is no written or spoken language, and citizens communitecate through a series of uninteligiable grunts, and excessive beating o the chest. Engagement in normal day to day activities is non-exitent, and no sign of typical human behavior and emotions are shown.
"ugh, ugh, ugh , eeeehhhhhhhhh!"

Canada gets its name: (Letters from a hat) "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? C-A-N-A-D-A!"
by Ryan Ogle April 12, 2008

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America's hat
Maple Syrup is the only thing Canada's good for.
by NeonFlame July 10, 2008

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