Canada has a glorious history, rich in aloofness and high taxes. According to the teachings of Colbert, Canada is Americas hat. It sits up there all high and mighty and yet hats serve no purpose (baseball hats are excluded because celebrities use them to disguise themselves into a regular person). Even the 2010 Olympics is thought by 98% of the world to be located in northern Washington state.

Canada was founded in the 1930s when the movies "Reefer Madness" shined light on the magical little drug now commonly known as "Daddies Medication". Because of a monopoly and political power of the cotton farmers, Pot was outlawed, so everyone who was already addicted had to go where nobody would find them to smoke it in peace....Canada. Since its early days, Canada has grown from a population of elves/the french and runaway slaves to that of more elves/the french, less slaves and alot more Japanese. Their government is made up of people who pretend to be a democracy but if the Queen of England visits, they shit their collective pants. They say their free healthcare is "fantastic" and "life saving" but I think if they had bigger houses, fancier cars, and clothes not made from polar bears, they would change their minds. They have never been in a war because they always show up late, without cars, Canadians rely on horses and giant red hats (again with the attention seeking) whenever travelling.
Canadian: I live in Canada...we gave you Shania Twain and Pam Anderson.
by Colberts#5 fan-ish February 05, 2010
A country full of people who are suffering from inferiority complexes because they are not from the United States. (see previous UD definitions)These people, known colloquially as 'Canadians' are also perplexed by the fact that the place that they find so amazing and perfect is inhabited by so few people compared to many third world, developing, and industrialized countries.
Canada is great! We promise! We aren't jerks like America!
by bigblock February 10, 2008
A country that serves poop, pee, and diarrhea platters to its patrons. Avoid the restaurants at all costs. Its Executive Prime Minister likes to hit birds all the time and gets nothing accomplished in his 50-year terms. Its citizens run around screaming all the time and they are so intellectually capable they can recite the entire works of Shakespeare while riding a unicycle underwater. Its Executivs Prime Minister takes a liking to sexually abusing bats occasionally.
Canada is a place that only psychos and Tim Russert goes.
by Barry Trotter March 14, 2007
America’s stalker. Canadians obsess over Americans and we barely remember you exist.
Eww gross – there’s heavy-breathing Canada in the bushes jerking off to a picture of the US.
by dick09 March 14, 2010
The plywood tree fort in a backyard where a really great pool party is taking place.
"Want to go up to Canada?"
"Nah."
by OneTwentyOhNine September 18, 2008
where doctors want to go to America. ; lack of doctors
a woman:My baby's gonna come out!!!
nurse: make an appoinment, it'll be in 5 weeks.
by anonymous July 23, 2003
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