America's hat.

That's all.

They're just a hat.
Canada? Oh you mean America's hat!
by cashxcash188 October 28, 2009
A country like any other, only difference is that citizens are much more arrogant, beer that taste like most of it's water, free healthcare my ass (you pay for other peoples from taxes),getting insurance, driver licenses tries to bleed you out with every cent, lots of people with no job because they rather take money from the government=more potheads, same amount of crime, watches jersey shore like anybody else, same amount of corruption cept it's legal, inexperienced doctors, cold as fucking hell, not as multicultural as people say, done nothing to actually keep the peace, obsesed with hockey even thought 3/4th of the world doesn't even play it(they had a riot over a GAME, and they called americans dumb, amazing!). Military side: shitty military force, they called a machine the chink machine today because chinese people did that station before the machine in bc. Alberta bitch threaten to have me deported because she thought i was hitting on her even though i'm a citizen. cops handcuffed my dad because he was fishing in a no fishing zone(not even that the cop was constantly swearing at him in front of my younger sibling, he actually had to say "officer we are both civilized people can you not swear in front of my kids," and what did the cop say..."well aren't you a criminal?"During the fight between america and the japanese they sent japanese-canadian citizen to concentration camps in stead of helping out in the war. And shall i go on?
Canadian:OH CANADA HAS FREE HEALTH CARE, UH LESS CRIME AND UH UH LESS RACIST PEOPLE, YEAH THAT'S IT

American:hmm I don't think so it's the same as everywhere else your overreacting I've been there before.

Canadian: UUUHHH AMERICA HAS WAR ALL THE TIME AND STUFF AND CRIME IS SUPPER BAD!!!!!

American:Well have you actually been there before.

Canadian:UHH NO.....BUT I BET IT'LL BE LIKE WHAT I SAID!!!!

American:*sigh*
by PoweeMAN December 04, 2011
A boring inconsequential country filled with whiny people very interested in ensuring that no one has any fun, except themselves. This does not make sense but neither does Canada. The country was founded by tough, adventeurous people but recently pussies, faggots and whining bitches have taken over.

A coup is presently underway by immigrants from China, Vietnam, Phiilipines, Somalia and Jamaica among others who are seeking to overthrow and expel all real (white) canadians. Because most real canadians have shifted to the "punk bitch pussy" camp they are easily overwhelmed by any accusation of "racist" and bend over backwards succeeding in putting their heads up their own asses to accomodate the preceived needs and/or human rights violations of a "new canadian" who recieves citizenship and a passport as well as access to free healthcare, education, safe communities etc. in only three years without having to learn English or French or any of the customs or history of the once great nation.
Pussified punk bitch Canadians celebrate this process and call it "multi-culturalism" and celebrate by farting at each other and telling themselves they smell just like roses.

Meanwhile the "new canadian" laughs all the way to the bank as he sponsors 75 family members into the country now that hes a citizen and each one of the elderly will recieve 500,000$ in healthcare and every last one of them signs up for welfare and gets a job in one of the ethnic ghettoes that pays under the table and pays no tax.

Every immigrant tries their hardest to cheat the government of paying taxes and laughs at what abunch of pussy faggts most Canadians are as they slowy take over the country.
Canada conversation

Real Canadian whose family built the country and left dozens of dead on battlefields around the world:

"Wow, that shopping mall doesnt have one sign in English, and when i asked the attendant where the bathroom was they couldnt even speak english, thats fucked up?"

Pussified faggot punk bitch "Canadian": "Oh....youre such a racist!"

"New" Canadian ( in some gibberish other than english or french because they never bother to learn it): "Fucking losers.. we will own your huge country and all its mineral wealth and you will be deported, ha ha"
by One tough s'um bitch September 04, 2009
a secret code word used when going drinking.
"dude, were going to canada tonight? you commin?"
"when are you flying?"
"the plane leaves around 12"
by ///:0/// January 17, 2008
You might have seen one of the advertisements on this website with a shirt that states, quit simply:

Canada: America's hat.

oh, and btw, if "Americans" are people from America, then "Canadians" are from "Canadia"
Canada:
Cold
Annoying
Nowhere
Above
Da
America
by Simian Infernus June 10, 2009
America's gay hat to the north
When people wonder what a gay hat looks like, they look at Canada
by America, eff ya March 03, 2010
The country where they film the best show in the world... Degrassi
Canada is the most awsomest place in the world... let's go watch Degrassi
by Barbie0822 July 25, 2005

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