look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
211.
The country to the north of the United States known for its beautiful landscape, hockey, and its frigid cold. But those are the only positives to the country of Canada. The negatives include...
-Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question.
-Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought.
-Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government.
-Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly.
-Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1

Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.
Canadian: Welcome to Canada eh?

American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup.

Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh?

American: So who won the hockey game last night?

Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh?

American: Wow...
by Jokesterpants June 25, 2009
 
212.
the second biggest country but the larest producer of weed
canada has the best chron in the world
by aslhtgoe August 03, 2006
 
213.
land of fake ass bacon and fake ass tits
what the fuck this isnt bacon and these arent tits. Canada fucking sucks.
by imanassclown August 18, 2011
 
214.
1. (Common) A country of which the international reputation was destroyed by a single man and his political party in few years.
2. (Literal) Something nice who lost his prestige.
1. Neither Africa, nor Europe and even less the Arabic world rely on the Canadian diplomacy to play an active and effective role in the search for solutions the world conflicts.

2. Since this guys own the bar, it's went Canada.
by lily-ann88 October 27, 2010
 
215.
The land of queers and skanks. In the most recent of Colbert Nations, it was slighted for renaming its magazine "the Beaver" because Canadians are a bunch of ninnies.
Canada is such a land of queers and losers

Canadians eat douchebagels and creamed mancheese

Colbert was disappointed and issued a slam-session on Canadians for giving up on "the Beaver"
by JayCot February 04, 2010
 
216.
A country like any other, only difference is that citizens are much more arrogant, beer that taste like most of it's water, free healthcare my ass (you pay for other peoples from taxes),getting insurance, driver licenses tries to bleed you out with every cent, lots of people with no job because they rather take money from the government=more potheads, same amount of crime, watches jersey shore like anybody else, same amount of corruption cept it's legal, inexperienced doctors, cold as fucking hell, not as multicultural as people say, done nothing to actually keep the peace, obsesed with hockey even thought 3/4th of the world doesn't even play it(they had a riot over a GAME, and they called americans dumb, amazing!). Military side: shitty military force, they called a machine the chink machine today because chinese people did that station before the machine in bc. Alberta bitch threaten to have me deported because she thought i was hitting on her even though i'm a citizen. cops handcuffed my dad because he was fishing in a no fishing zone(not even that the cop was constantly swearing at him in front of my younger sibling, he actually had to say "officer we are both civilized people can you not swear in front of my kids," and what did the cop say..."well aren't you a criminal?"During the fight between america and the japanese they sent japanese-canadian citizen to concentration camps in stead of helping out in the war. And shall i go on?
Canadian:OH CANADA HAS FREE HEALTH CARE, UH LESS CRIME AND UH UH LESS RACIST PEOPLE, YEAH THAT'S IT

American:hmm I don't think so it's the same as everywhere else your overreacting I've been there before.

Canadian: UUUHHH AMERICA HAS WAR ALL THE TIME AND STUFF AND CRIME IS SUPPER BAD!!!!!

American:Well have you actually been there before.

Canadian:UHH NO.....BUT I BET IT'LL BE LIKE WHAT I SAID!!!!

American:*sigh*
by PoweeMAN December 04, 2011
 
217.
America's hat.

That's all.

They're just a hat.
Canada? Oh you mean America's hat!
by cashxcash188 October 28, 2009