America's hat.
Person1: Where are you from?
Person2: Eh?
Person1: I said, where are you from?
Person2: Canada.
Person1: Ah, America's hat.
Person2: ...Eh?
Person1: Nevermind.
by EllyJ August 05, 2009
1. America's hat.
2. America's backyard.
3. America's little brother who always talks trash and is lucky it doesn't get socked in the face.
4. A really cool country, except for the parts with Frenchies. Those guys suck.
5. A country with terrible medical aid.
6. The first country the United States will annex if a holocaustic World War III begins.
7. The country that doesn't need a fence on the border.
1. Hey, where's my hat?
- On top of Michigan.
2. Where's the dog?
-In Canada.
3. Why do they keep trash-talkin'? Don't they know we'll beat them down?
-Dude, they're Canadians.
4. Ontario = Awesome
Quebec = SUCKTACULAR!
5. Hey, does anybody want some free drugs?
6. In Fallout 3, America annexed Canada during the nuclear war with China.
7. Stupid Mexico.
by The Great enal March 14, 2009
The second largest country in the world by land mass that lies on the northern most part of North America. Population is approx. 31 million. Canada is an officially billingual country where federal government services are offered in English and French. Current Prime Minister is Paul Martin and the Head of State is Queen Elizabeth II.

Canada is a former British colony that obtained self-government in 1867 and effective independence in 1931 following the Statute of Westminster. British control of Canada was secured following the victory of General Wolfe over the French forces of Montcalm on the Plains of Abraham outside Quebec city in 1759.

The majority of the Canadiaa population is descended from immigrants from the British Isles although it is not politically correct to say so. The french speaking minority that constitutes 30 per cent of the population is concentrated in Quebec, with sizeable populations in Ontario and New Brunswick. Other main immigrant groups are Germans, Italians, Poles, Ukranians, East Indians, and Chinese.

Canada has fought in the Boer War, WWI, WWII, Korea, the Gulf War, and even sent troops to the Russian revolution to assist the White/Royalist forces. Despite the military history, Canadians now prefer to view themselves as peacekeepers. Canada's military is now so ancient and neglected I wouldn't trust it to help me across the street, not to mention fight a war.

The main cities are Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver. The capital is Ottawa. 90 per cent of the Canadian population lives within 200 kms of the American border.

Most Canadians like to think of themsleves as really different from Americans but it's mainly just a national sham based on a publically funded health care system. Most Canadians also like to view themselves as nice and polite when really it's just an excuse for being boring.

American-style flag waiving and patriotism is now ingrained in Canada. This ironically makes Canadians more like Americans when they are in fact trying to be different from them. Ha ha.
I thought things couldn't get more boring, then I arrived in Canada.

Canada can't buy a medal at the olympics becasue it provides less funding for its athletes than Tajikistan.

At least I live in Canada rather then the Great Satan to the south.

I won't get shot now that I have crossed the border from America to Canada.
by stewie February 07, 2005
Just wanted to clear something up, Baseball is NOT and I say NOT Canadian. Canada is the largest piece of fecal matter ever recorded in history to have stayed in one spot for such a long time without deterioration. However, there have been larvae laid on this large piece of fecal matter known as Canadians by some form of insect. These Canadians, as human-like as they look, are in fact incapable of the smallest of tasks, they are unable of doing even menial labor. They have trouble inventing things, they have trouble even using any brain power(or lack there of) to accomplish tasks. One theory I thought of, is the legalized drugs over there, have most likely did some long term damage on the functionality of the Canadian brain and thus we normal people in the rest of the world must feel sorry for them. We rest of the world should send our condolences for their mental retardation. I digress a little bit, but the main thing I am trying to stress is that Canada was created by a giant mythical beast a long time ago took a dump in that spot and the feces hardened and turned into Canada.
Normal Person 1: I am going to take a plane to Canada and see it.
Normal Person 2: Why? Canada is a cold and worthless country. Waste of time and money I say.
Normal Person 1: How worthless?
Canadian: You fucking Americans are all fat and worthless and good for nothing with your McDonalds, eh. French and British are worthless too, eh(starts to open a beer, brewed in Wisconsin or some other state ironically, then starts to chug it down like it was nothing).
Normal Person 2: Case in point.
by Daver91 November 24, 2011
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