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A country that is NORTH of the U.S

A place of lax pot, gay marriage, and liqor laws. But contains too much poutine, french canadians, and people from B.C!!!
"Hey Luke? Wanna get hitched in Canada then smoke some weed and have some REAL beer for a change? Even though we're just 19"

"Nah Louis, too many Quebecers, Poutine and British Colombians"
by Ringmaster_J March 30, 2004
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Canada is America's hat.
by UncleSamenumerouno September 06, 2008
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America's meat wallet

A place of little importance on a global scale.
Canada can get toned.
by Toned-Jonny-Ys-Mom July 16, 2008
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America's hat.

opposite of Mexico, Americas beard.
Without Canada America wouldn't have a hat.
by the real cheeze December 11, 2009
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We Are More

by Shane Koyczan

PART 2

and yes
we are the home of the Rocket and the Great One
who inspired little number nines
and little number ninety-nines
but we're more than just hockey and fishing lines
off of the rocky coast of the Maritimes
and some say what defines us
is something as simple as please and thank you
and as for you're welcome
well we say that too
but we are more
than genteel or civilized
we are an idea in the process
of being realized
we are young
we are cultures strung together
then woven into a tapestry
and the design
is what makes us more
than the sum total of our history
we are an experiment going right for a change
with influences that range from a to zed
and yes we say zed instead of zee
This was recited at the opening ceremonies of the Vancouver 2010 Olympics. 16 days, 14 gold, 7 silver, 5 bronze, 2 Olympic records broken, 1 proud country! Go Canada!
by Canadian! March 08, 2010
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A land filled with people who eat moose droppings and destroy the land of the eskimos, who invented kissing and beer and god. Yes, that is right, the eskimos invented god. DEAL WITH IT.
Hey everybody, CANADA EATS MOOSE DROPPINGS AND DESTROYS THE LAND OF THE INVENTORS OF GOD BEER AND KISSING!
by Alec Casado from Cuba July 10, 2008
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A shapeless blob of land comprising of french people, the complete opposite of America, in all the wrong ways.
Man One: Man, dude, you fail.
Man Two: At least I'm not Canada.
Man One: You're french.
Man Two: Pwned. ):
by Cattzs January 11, 2009
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