Location: America's cold boring cousin up north.
Stereotypes: Almost every presumption about Canada is wrong. The speech impediment everyone points out is only on the east side. Most of the weed smokers are on the west coast. We have every stereotype you have too. Thugs, drug dealers, sluts, nerds, jocks, punks... and ya'll in America have some funny accents too!
Vacation advice: Spend a month in Canada during summer and you'll adore it but make sure to leave before it starts getting cold because we hate listening to foreigners from all the countries to the south of us bitching because it's cold. Canadians themselves bitch about the numbing in their extremities enough to make up for any bitching you don't do.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS RETARDED!!!
Canada isn't any smarter or stupider than America.
I apologize on behalf of everyone in Canada with taste. We hate Beiber too so don't hold his prepubescent failure of a gayass voice against us.
I can say from personal experience that I'm from Canada and nobody can tell. I've been to America and have received no strange looks or mentions of seeming Canadian. I've been vidchatting a group of people in New Jersey for several years and they had no idea I was Canadian until I started bitching about something not being available in Canada.
by Diacarus March 26, 2012
The country in which I am so proud to call my home. A country made free by my grandparents and many others due to their roles in WWII. A country in which we complain that it's too cold in the winter, and too hot in the summer. We have 10 provinces and 3 territories. Some say Newfoundland is the beginning of the Earth because of its beauty!! We know for a fact that vikings settled in our country! Our entire country is very multi cultural. We have mountains, great lakes, and vast countryside. We don't say "aboot", and every sentence does NOT end with "eh." We aren't afraid to let same sex couples marry, despite our new PM's view on the definition of "Marriage." Tons of really cool movies get filmed in Canada! We have cowboys on the west coast!! We have one of the best skiing resorts in the WORLD in BC!! WE GOT THE 2010 OLYMPICS!! We say "please" and "thank you" more then any other country in the world! HOCKEY! LACROSSE! BASKETBALL! The first wireless signals were sent by Marconi in St. John's Newfoundland to England!! We don't have much of a military, but we are known for our peacekeeping and aid efforts. We have the tallest freestanding structure in the world, CN Tower. It costs us a fortune to fly within our own country, but peanuts to fly overseas. Canada...just a really great place to live and visit!
Come to Canada and see all her glory!
by Foxy Roxy February 22, 2006
One of the world's greatest spots *little known fact, worth repeating over and over in every post*. Don't come live here, but we will be refreshingly sweet and helpful with directions if you do decide to visit.
/rant
Are people seriously using "America's hat" as an insult? Seriously? You can't think of anything more insightful to observe than "they are located above us; we must disdainfully refer to Canada as Our Hat. Nothing could be more ingenious!"

Okay, fine... thank you for keeping our balls warm.
/end rant
by Aiko Marie January 05, 2008
The place where all the liberals moved to get away from Bush after the '04 elections...just to run smack into Stephen Harper!
Get away from a moderately Christian man to run smack-dab into a man who has called his opponents "the devil" in public...Welcome to Canada!
by Treima May 08, 2006
the country immediatley north of the united states in north america
the United States and Canada share a border.
by Big Bird September 10, 2004
A land of vast distances and rich natural resources, Canada became a self-governing dominion in 1867 while retaining ties to the British crown. Economically and technologically the nation has developed in parallel with the US, its neighbor to the south across an unfortified border.
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by SGS January 01, 2004
The area to the north of America (that's up on a normal map).
Think of it as the brain of North America, with the United States being the mouth, and Mexico being the beard.

Despite popular belief Canada's army is one of the best trained army's in the world since we invest almost our entire military budget in training as apposed to America who invests in technology. The combination of the two is unstoppable (see: Devil's Brigade).

Yes we do love hockey, and most Canadians would have a lot more respect for Americans didn't vote for George the second. However Canada and America are still like Maple Syrup and Pancakes, or BL & T, or maybe even a Chocolatey Outside and a creamy Caramel center.

(Just remember that Michael Cera from Superbad is Canadian).
"Hey what's on the other side of the toll booth with the big line up"
"That's Canada"
by TerdFerguson December 11, 2007
The best place to live according to the UN. Although we try to say we are different from Americans....we are close to being the same. When most Canadians bas the US they are not bashing the people....they are bashing a man that does not have the brain capacity to run the most powerful country in the world. And yes i am talking about Bush.
Why can't we all just get along?
by Nova Scotia February 15, 2005
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