Location: America's cold boring cousin up north.
Stereotypes: Almost every presumption about Canada is wrong. The speech impediment everyone points out is only on the east side. Most of the weed smokers are on the west coast. We have every stereotype you have too. Thugs, drug dealers, sluts, nerds, jocks, punks... and ya'll in America have some funny accents too!
Vacation advice: Spend a month in Canada during summer and you'll adore it but make sure to leave before it starts getting cold because we hate listening to foreigners from all the countries to the south of us bitching because it's cold. Canadians themselves bitch about the numbing in their extremities enough to make up for any bitching you don't do.
Canada isn't any smarter or stupider than America.
I apologize on behalf of everyone in Canada with taste. We hate Beiber too so don't hold his prepubescent failure of a gayass voice against us.
I can say from personal experience that I'm from Canada and nobody can tell. I've been to America and have received no strange looks or mentions of seeming Canadian. I've been vidchatting a group of people in New Jersey for several years and they had no idea I was Canadian until I started bitching about something not being available in Canada.
by Diacarus March 26, 2012
America's friendly neighbor to the North. Sometimes (jokingly) referred to as America's 51st state.
Nice folks live in Canada. The fools above want to put down the US because of its imperialism or whatnot, so lease remember, as the last remaining superpower, we have responsibilities, eh? Just let us do our thing, and Bush'll be out of office in another year. And please, dont deny your economic dependance on your potent, albeit, arrogant friends to the South, it makes us sad and want to bomb other countries :(
by Tacit Llama September 21, 2003
America 's hat.
M1: Hey, you wanna go to Canada?
M2: No.
M1: Good call.
by Rory O'Boyle November 01, 2007
A place where you're constantly surrounded by dirty people who say 'EH' a whole lot.
Emma: Who won the presidential election?

Annie: McCain did.

Seterra: Yeah, we're going to Canada.
by emmawemawoo August 29, 2008
A land filled with people who eat moose droppings and destroy the land of the eskimos, who invented kissing and beer and god. Yes, that is right, the eskimos invented god. DEAL WITH IT.
by Alec Casado from Cuba July 10, 2008
America's anus.
Jim: Hey Paul, wanna go up to Canada?
*Jim gets slapped*
by Ash Kian February 06, 2009
a non-existant country where non-existant aliens roam freely in hope of actually becoming part of the world
Bob: Have u heard of canada?
Fred: Oh ya isnt that the country where cumchuggers and meatstrokers live.
by sweaty_scrotum July 30, 2008
A shapeless blob of land comprising of french people, the complete opposite of America, in all the wrong ways.
Man One: Man, dude, you fail.
Man Two: At least I'm not Canada.
Man One: You're french.
Man Two: Pwned. ):
by Cattzs January 11, 2009

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