Location: America's cold boring cousin up north.
Stereotypes: Almost every presumption about Canada is wrong. The speech impediment everyone points out is only on the east side. Most of the weed smokers are on the west coast. We have every stereotype you have too. Thugs, drug dealers, sluts, nerds, jocks, punks... and ya'll in America have some funny accents too!
Vacation advice: Spend a month in Canada during summer and you'll adore it but make sure to leave before it starts getting cold because we hate listening to foreigners from all the countries to the south of us bitching because it's cold. Canadians themselves bitch about the numbing in their extremities enough to make up for any bitching you don't do.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS RETARDED!!!
Canada isn't any smarter or stupider than America.
I apologize on behalf of everyone in Canada with taste. We hate Beiber too so don't hold his prepubescent failure of a gayass voice against us.
I can say from personal experience that I'm from Canada and nobody can tell. I've been to America and have received no strange looks or mentions of seeming Canadian. I've been vidchatting a group of people in New Jersey for several years and they had no idea I was Canadian until I started bitching about something not being available in Canada.
by Diacarus March 26, 2012
a non-existant country where non-existant aliens roam freely in hope of actually becoming part of the world
Bob: Have u heard of canada?
Fred: Oh ya isnt that the country where cumchuggers and meatstrokers live.
by sweaty_scrotum July 30, 2008
A country blaming the US for everything going on wrong, despite the fact they are a developed country.
American kid who lost his dad in 9/11: I sure miss my pa...

Canadian: Oh shut up, you crybaby, you americans are all the same! What about Canada, huh, we need some sympathy too once in a while, even though we have just as much as America has, maybe more! >=(
by just some kid... October 09, 2007
A piece of shit landmass that isn't even a country. They always say stuff like "Americans are fatasses who eat at McDonalds all day". But their still under power of the British Monarch. Tell Canada to grow a set of balls and declare independance from Britan, then mabye they can talk about The United States, who did this 200+ years ago.
Canada isn't even a real country anyway. Fuck Canada.
by Whateveren April 13, 2008
A smaller version of the United States, according to Homer Simpson.
Bart: "We have to go to Canada."

Homer: "Why should we leave America for America Jr.?"
by Dewey June 20, 2004
A magical forest, north of the United States of America. People generally believe that there are little to no laws, and that free healthcare and French people run rampant. They say "Eh?" a lot. It is also known as the "heaven" of a religious group known as the liberals. Liberals (of both Orthadox and Moderate leanings) agree that Canada is real and that Al Gore is their president. There are some minor variances in the idea of Canada for the many sects of liberal. Some groups believe that Canada has no FCC, other more extreme groups say that Canada doesn't even have pants. Skeptics are quick to point out that a country such as Canada could never exist because it's simply too "retarded".

Also rumored to have bestowed fortune cookies and JELL-O upon the world.

Canada also invented the great sport known as hockey, and provides approximately 96% of all NHL hockey players.

BLAME CANADA ON ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! Canada = Scapegoat
Canada is WAY better than the United States, M I RITE?
by Robert Lo June 19, 2005
a place where if you go you smell like butt
guy:where did you go
other guy:canada
guy:o thats why you smell like butt
by got to go potty January 27, 2008
The big place above the U.S. that people call a country even though we all know its just a big state.
Roberto:Are going out of the country this spring break?

Juanita: No, I'm just going to Canada
by G-Fizzle April 11, 2007

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