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Location: America's cold boring cousin up north.
Stereotypes: Almost every presumption about Canada is wrong. The speech impediment everyone points out is only on the east side. Most of the weed smokers are on the west coast. We have every stereotype you have too. Thugs, drug dealers, sluts, nerds, jocks, punks... and ya'll in America have some funny accents too!
Vacation advice: Spend a month in Canada during summer and you'll adore it but make sure to leave before it starts getting cold because we hate listening to foreigners from all the countries to the south of us bitching because it's cold. Canadians themselves bitch about the numbing in their extremities enough to make up for any bitching you don't do.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS RETARDED!!!
Canada isn't any smarter or stupider than America.
I apologize on behalf of everyone in Canada with taste. We hate Beiber too so don't hold his prepubescent failure of a gayass voice against us.
I can say from personal experience that I'm from Canada and nobody can tell. I've been to America and have received no strange looks or mentions of seeming Canadian. I've been vidchatting a group of people in New Jersey for several years and they had no idea I was Canadian until I started bitching about something not being available in Canada.
by Diacarus March 26, 2012
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260.
America 's hat.
M1: Hey, you wanna go to Canada?
M2: No.
M1: Good call.
by Rory O'Boyle November 01, 2007
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261.
A place where you're constantly surrounded by dirty people who say 'EH' a whole lot.
Emma: Who won the presidential election?

Annie: McCain did.

Seterra: Yeah, we're going to Canada.
by emmawemawoo August 29, 2008
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262.
A land filled with people who eat moose droppings and destroy the land of the eskimos, who invented kissing and beer and god. Yes, that is right, the eskimos invented god. DEAL WITH IT.
Hey everybody, CANADA EATS MOOSE DROPPINGS AND DESTROYS THE LAND OF THE INVENTORS OF GOD BEER AND KISSING!
by Alec Casado from Cuba July 10, 2008
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263.
America's anus.
Jim: Hey Paul, wanna go up to Canada?
*Jim gets slapped*
by Ash Kian February 06, 2009
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264.
A shapeless blob of land comprising of french people, the complete opposite of America, in all the wrong ways.
Man One: Man, dude, you fail.
Man Two: At least I'm not Canada.
Man One: You're french.
Man Two: Pwned. ):
by Cattzs January 11, 2009
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265.
a non-existant country where non-existant aliens roam freely in hope of actually becoming part of the world
Bob: Have u heard of canada?
Fred: Oh ya isnt that the country where cumchuggers and meatstrokers live.
by sweaty_scrotum July 30, 2008
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266.
A country blaming the US for everything going on wrong, despite the fact they are a developed country.
American kid who lost his dad in 9/11: I sure miss my pa...

Canadian: Oh shut up, you crybaby, you americans are all the same! What about Canada, huh, we need some sympathy too once in a while, even though we have just as much as America has, maybe more! >=(
by just some kid... October 09, 2007
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