A country like any other, only difference is that citizens are much more arrogant
, beer that taste like most of it's water, free healthcare my ass (you pay for other peoples from taxes),getting insurance, driver licenses tries to bleed you out with every cent, lots of people with no job because they rather take money from the government=more potheads
, same amount of crime, watches jersey shore like anybody else, same amount of corruption cept it's legal, inexperienced doctors, cold as fucking hell, not as multicultural as people say, done nothing to actually keep the peace, obsesed with hockey even thought 3/4th of the world doesn't even play it(they had a riot over a GAME, and they called americans dumb, amazing!). Military side: shitty military force, they called a machine the chink machine today because chinese people did that station before the machine in bc. Alberta bitch
threaten to have me deported
because she thought i was hitting on her even though i'm a citizen. cops handcuffed my dad because he was fishing in a no fishing zone(not even that the cop
was constantly swearing at him in front of my younger sibling, he actually had to say "officer we are both civilized people can you not swear in front of my kids," and what did the cop say..."well aren't you a criminal?"During the fight between america and the japanese they sent japanese-canadian citizen to concentration camps in stead of helping out in the war. And shall i go on?
Canadian:OH CANADA HAS FREE HEALTH CARE, UH LESS CRIME AND UH UH LESS RACIST PEOPLE, YEAH THAT'S IT
American:hmm I don't think so it's the same as everywhere else your overreacting I've been there before.
Canadian: UUUHHH AMERICA HAS WAR ALL THE TIME AND STUFF AND CRIME IS SUPPER BAD!!!!!
American:Well have you actually been there before.
Canadian:UHH NO.....BUT I BET IT'LL BE LIKE WHAT I SAID!!!!
Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin...
land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears.
lets go to canada!
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.
thank you very much!
One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.
America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!
Canada is a country directly above my own. We have many things in common. How about I list some?
1)We both use maple syrup like crazy.(We have something called IHOP)
2)We both play hockey (personally I dont)
3)We both buy and sell products with each other
4)We both have thousands of hypocritical asses who post their intellectually devoid "insults" on urbandictionary.com
Our large neighbor to the north. Largest chief cities include Montreal, Quebec, Ottawa, Toronto, Winnepeg, Vancouver, and Calgary. They have the flag with the well-known maple leaf in the center. They are not cowards and pansies contrary to popular belief. Canada sent thousands of soldiers to fight and die in World War I
, and again in World War II, and even joined our coalition against the Communists during the Korean War.
I don't think they are weak at all. I earnestly hope that the United States and Canada shall become allies. I would be proud, as well as millions of other Americans, to have them as close friends.
I would love for Canada and the United States to have a closer, friendly relationship with one another, and to stand together against terrorism. Canada is an awesome country.
The second largest country in the world, which is unfortunately highly steryotyped. We do't walk around wearing SARS masks and saying 'eh' all the time, or any of those other idiotic stereotypes posted! We've got a very diverse population including Sri Lankans, Macedonians, Bulgarians, Ethiopians, Guyanese, Jamacians, Italians, Indians, Argentenians, Vietnamese, Laotian, and many more! We don't all live in igloos, and don't all hate Americans. Hell, I've got an aunt in Chicago! gawd, why cant all people get along?!