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If Canada is America's hat, would that make Mexico America's diaper?
Exactly.
by FrankTheTank707 May 16, 2011
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land of fake ass bacon and fake ass tits
what the fuck this isnt bacon and these arent tits. Canada fucking sucks.
by imanassclown August 18, 2011
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A shapeless blob of land comprising of french people, the complete opposite of America, in all the wrong ways.
Man One: Man, dude, you fail.
Man Two: At least I'm not Canada.
Man One: You're french.
Man Two: Pwned. ):
by Cattzs January 11, 2009
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Canada is a garbage country.
by mordy da hutt January 16, 2011
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Canada is America's hat.
by UncleSamenumerouno September 06, 2008
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The only country with the balls to fight hard and the pussies to do it for somebody else.
Guy 1: Wow, Canada did a lot in WWI.
Guy 2: Yeah, but did you know that they didn't even fight for their independence?
by TTTP May 28, 2007
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America's hat.

opposite of Mexico, Americas beard.
Without Canada America wouldn't have a hat.
by the real cheeze December 11, 2009
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