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Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.
by Jordan January 25, 2004
The country upstairs where not everybody hates you.
You're my boy America, you're my best friend and I mean it. Love Canada.
by Clarence_Carter January 15, 2006
The 2nd largest country in the world, known primarily for its snow, beer, whiskey and fine Montreal strippers. Canada is a passive place, where only criminals have guns, Liberals are conservative, and hockey is more important than Healthcare. The francophones hate the anglophones, the anglophones hate the francophones, and everybody hates the Liberals.
People from Canada are called Canadians, not cowards.
by Sean April 22, 2003
The largest and lonliest country in the world. Very cold in winter and very hot in summer (depending on where you live--like I said, it's big: one of our provinces is bigger than Europe).
We don't have interesting accents: most people think Canadians sound like Californians, but nobody knows why. We invented basketball and snowmobiles; we have a lot of rocks, trees and maple syrup.
A lot of Canadians like hockey even though lacrosse is the national sport.
And hey--we don't live in igloos. Seriously.
Canada almost never has wars (except sometimes when we help out the US). We like to keep the peace.
It's a bit boring but not a bad place to live.

Not to be confused with America.

And yes, we do have polar bears and Artic tundra and the North Pole around here somewhere. It's exciting, I know.
Canadian: I'm from Ontario
Foreigner: ...
Canadian: It's part of Canada.
Foreigner: Right! So do you know Avril Lavigne?
Canadian: No.
Foreigner: What about Bob, do you know--
Canadian: No. It's a big country.
by Jev3 July 10, 2008
I wish I were from Canada.
Me: I ask God at night why I was not born in Canada.
Canadian Guy: Damn straight.
by Some cock stole my name. September 08, 2007
Laid-back and liberal neighboUr to the north. Wanna smoke pot? Wanna marry your lesbian "life-partner"? Wanna have an abortion any time throughout your pregnancy? Wanna have the goverment PAY for that abortion? And most importantly, wanna never live in fear of terrorists flying planes into buildings?
Right on, eh?
Jim: Arrogant Americans can't comprehend why other countries see them as a swirling mass of stupidity being led by a corrupt chimp.
Bob: Canada's in da hizzouse, yo!
by carmendunwoody March 25, 2005
A group of the finest human being you will ever meet, always courteous, but we love to fight in bars.
im proud to have the flag of canada waving in front of my house in california. my neighbors dont.
by chris wilson (canadian) January 01, 2006
The country north of the United States (yes, I actually said the real name.) I have been there twice, and the more I see, the more I like it. Notes below.
. There are a lot fewer fat people in Canada. I only saw three fat people there durring my two week family vaction in Canada.
. The people have a more fun outlook on life; there is seriousness, but they seem to want to enjoy life more.
. The people are just more helpful everyday (I went downhill biking and a guy helped me get my bike onto the rack, as I was not strong enough to heft a 15 pount bike over my head.)
. Less trash talking, especially in sports, there were no raging fans at the baseball game I went to.
by Open-Minded American September 20, 2008

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