2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Also rumored to have bestowed fortune cookies and JELL-O upon the world.
Canada also invented the great sport known as hockey, and provides approximately 96% of all NHL hockey players.
BLAME CANADA ON ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! Canada = Scapegoat
-Canada is not as multicultural as people make it to seem. It is a majority white country just like America, there are some big cities (Vancouver, Ottawa, Toronto, Mississauga) that are multicultural, and multicultural they are, but contrary to popular belief that's it, you go to any of the above cities and drive for an hour you're in white man's land.
-Canadians are NOT intellectually superior to Americans. Average IQ is 100, everywhere. Bush was not elected rightfully, he stole the election. And Canada has elected Stephen Harper, he's JUST as bad as Bush.
-Only a select few of us talk like "Canadians." Talking "Canadian" means pronouncing about aboot, roof ruff, and saying eh every other word.
-Not all of us speak French. A lot of us stop taking that class at grade 10
Canada was founded thousands of years ago by the French. They like the American founders, sought to gain freedom for their beliefs.
The only difference is that Americans wanted to have freedom of expression, religion, speech, a say in how their government works, etc.
Canadia was founded to have a sanctuary where men would not be frounded upon for pole-smoking. They are like a San Francisco to the world.
They allowed terrorists to gain entry to America on several occasions.
Bob: A Canadian, Romanian, and Albanian get captured by a tribe of homosexuals cannibals. Who doesn't get eaten for dinner.
Dave: I don't know.
Bob: The Canadian. He gave the best blowjob.
Canada is the number one cause for headaches and cancer.
They suck BALLZ!!!
A place of lax pot, gay marriage, and liqor laws. But contains too much poutine, french canadians, and people from B.C!!!
"Nah Louis, too many Quebecers, Poutine and British Colombians"