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Here are some reasons to be proud to be Canadian:

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed
the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.
Hey, stick that in your pipe and toke it.
by Jordan January 25, 2004
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A country with a lower population than California that is spread out over 9.98 million km sq. It is actually a part of the British Empire and not an independent country.
One day, I was at Niagra Falls located on the border between NY and Canada. I hopped over the border, but I was chased by a bunch of mounties, who are like the police in Canada. To get away, I hopped onto a moose, which is a national symbol of Canada. They chased me through Ottawa, the capital city of Canada, and Toronto, the largest city in Canada, until I lost them in a maple forest. The maple leaf is a national symbol and is on the flag of Canada. In the forest, I saw a bunch of sasquatches, Canadian for bigfoot, playing hockey, the official sport of Canada. I stayed in an igloo, a standard dwelling in Canada, but I had to get back on the Moose when the mounties came. I was chased up through the Hudson Bay, a bay in northern Canada. I swam from the Arctic Ocean, the ocean to the north of Canada, to the Atlantic Ocean, the ocean to the west of Canada, which I crossed to England where I met Queen Elizabeth, the Head of State of Canada. We ate pancakes with maple syrup, a major export of Canada.

Then I woke up. It was all a dream. Canada is not real. To the north of the U.S. is unsettled wilderness, and to the north of that is the Arctic Ocean. There is no Canada or mounties or moose or Ottawa or Toronto or sasquatches or hockey or igloos or maple leaves or maple syrup or Hudson Bay or any of that stuff.
Canada does not exist. It was all a dream.
by Shnoogle December 03, 2013
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A great country, one of the best countries to live in.

Who cares about who is better. The United States and Canada are both great countries. Anyone who uses those stupid stereotypes should be taken out in the street and shot at.
The whole Canada vs. America shit is stupid, get a life.
by Roger September 03, 2003
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A nation built on top of the worlds most rugged terrain. Answered many calls to war, deliverd freedom to many and yet still treated like the worlds biggest sissy. Took the worlds most brutal and violent sport (Hockey) and turned it into a pastime. We give a giant beer mug to the champions....who thusly get smashed on Canadian brew. Invented the telephone so that the world could call first before they came over to party. 10 pin bowling took to long so we invented 5 pin so that we could get to drinking sooner. For that matter American Football takes to long too! So we shortened that one up! Fair catch?? As if!! We invented the light bulb the zipper oh and T.V and T.V Cameras. We gave the world great comedians, hundreds of hot singers and models and what did we get in return?? SARS!! Thanks jerks! Make sure you call first next time! : )
Canada is not for sissys.
by dave March 21, 2005
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Yay! Go Canada!
by EarthboundEspeon September 22, 2003
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A country in North America, known for friendly, educated pacisfists and comedians. The UN has ranked Canada the best country in the world for seven consecutive years.
Canada is pro-tolerance.
by Katy December 25, 2003
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1) Where 14-year-old girls can walk home alone at 11:00pm.

2) Where Smarties and Tim Hortons live

3) Place where snow may fall in the Summer

4) Hella great place. :D
Pass me a serviette because I spilled my Poutine (Nastiest thing ever, by the way) on the Chesterfield!
by A Canadian August 06, 2004
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