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6. Canaan
Ugly, stupid, retarded. Mentaly challenged in every way. Someone that will stab you in the back and rip out your kidneys. Someone obsessive over people that dont like him/or her. Morbidly obese! A monster someone who will eat your children, but in the end he'll/she'll always love you.
OMG you look like a freaking canaan.

Wow, she is so gonna be a canaan.
1. Canaan
adj.

wonderful, magical, and full of hope
My Babe is a true canaan.
2. Canaan
The greatest friend in the world. She is alway there for "me" and understands "me". When nobody else does.
3. Canaan
The art of rimjobbing a sasquatch.
damn he really Canaan'd that chick?, NASTY.
4. Canaan
Obsessive with his body, someone who wants big muscles.
Man you are turning into a Canaan nowadays!
5. Canaan
a squid.
Many canaans live in the Kosher seas
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