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Can't deal or can't handle it/you.
"I can't even right now."
by Hanbanan March 11, 2014

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The last words of a dying white girl.
Courtney is "literally dying" because she "can't even."
by LillieTheUnicorn April 17, 2014

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1. A sarcastic phrase of the Modern White Girl. Used when surprised, pleased, scared, happy or pissed off. Usually is used in context with "literally" or "oh my gosh".
2. The act of "can't evening"
Person 1: look at this text I got from him
Person 2: I can't even
by Fifty4 February 09, 2015

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What a white girl says under stress and requires Starbucks immediately.
After hearing Lazaro's long speech about nothing in general, Ms.Feshbach picked up her Cool Lime Starbucks Refresher and walked out the class and said "I can't even"
by Loquacious Misanthropist July 27, 2015

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