The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty
decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman
stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic
flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone
. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!