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Total fucking shithead who tells obviously untrue stories about his genitalia. A useless human being. The reason for the creation of derekwatch, where the door is locked as soon as he leaves the room.
Mr. Blutarski. zerp point zero.

Derek- Its not about the length of my penis. Its the width
Lenny- Can O' Beans!
by poopieface1345 May 08, 2010