"What the fuck, he's ugly!"
"No, come on, he's just Camera Ugly."
"I'd want to be be Facebook Ugly rather than Facebook Pretty, that's what Photoshop is for!"
"This chick is hot. Like, 'I'd tap that.' kind of hot."
"Eugh! Dude! She's ugly, just look at her."
"I swear to God she's not, she's just Camera Ugly!"
"Have you been smoking too many blunts?"