Extreme homosexual act originating in Cambuslang, Glasgow
whereby one participant (the cannon) grabs his ankles and the other (the coco pop lover) kneels behind him. On the count of three, the cannon forces out the most powerful shart
possible while the coco pop lover shouts "SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP". Score is awarded based on how many 'coco pops' make it into the recievers mouth.
Mr McMenemy is hereby charged with the unlawful discharge of a Cambuslang Coco Pop Cannon in the direction of Mr Tiders.