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Cal-zo-rd

-noun Giant Robot
A giant uber robot with the stolen heart of a human scientist. This huge robot's origins are uknown only that one day it appered fighting zombies, sea creatures and domesticated animals. With a heart for science and a taste for cats, this robot defends his small town with lasers missiles and rocket boots.Why dose it need to defend a small town? because of the evils that the council of public land ownership (cplo) can cook up with there evil minds to try and tern the land Calzord grew up in to a garden center.
boy: did you see calzord the other day?
girl: what is a calzord?
boy: the giant robot behind you!
cat:*dead*
girl: my cat!!
boy: good job calzord

wow that explosion was almost as awesome as calzord!
by Calzord January 12, 2010

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