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A Calvin is a guy who is really nice and funny. Also he's really smart too. Kinda shy and sometimes very serious, but he really does talk to you if you talk to him. Also, a Calvin is very hawt....like gawd;):) girls will be attracted to a calvin really easily!
"OMG i met this new guy...he's like so amazing."
"Sounds like a Calvin to me"
by fappythedolphin January 06, 2013
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Calvin: sheer delight. he is amazing.

A boy of wonder.
a boy who posesses; cunning, tact, looks, and insight.

alot of people would say that calvin is vain, stuck-up and selfish. in reality these people are nothing but jelous fools.

Calvin's best friend is a girl of extreme wonder ashton.
"calvin! wow he's so amazing, there are no words to describe his awsomeness!!"
by astroboy_inspace! May 10, 2006
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The most amazing person ever. A Calvin is wonderful, funny, intelligent, sweet, and sexy. A Calvin is a bit of an idealist, and his innocence about reality is endearing. He knows how to love. He has a dream and he plans to accomplish it no matter what. A Calvin is somebody you should never let go of.
X: Hey, who's that amazing looking person?
Y: Oh, it's Calvin. He's that attractive every day.
by calvidy February 05, 2013
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Someone my friend and I can talk about all night. He's so muscular and works out a lot. His dick is huge and makes people happy!
Oh my gosh Calvin is so hot!
by secretunicornlover November 23, 2011
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Not a jew
dude that calvin character is totally not a jew
by 11inchesOF Travis August 28, 2009
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nicest person you'll ever meet but also has the biggest dick you've ever seen, Maria's cant handle Calvin's so they run away
girls friend: hey why are you walking funny?

girl: i fucked Calvin and he tore my shit up
by trey13 September 14, 2008
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The most amazing guy ever

He's perfect in every way
And he's a total sweet heart
Yeah that's Calvin he's pretty amazing
by imtherealest 💕 January 24, 2015
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