Socially Inept Geek 2: Yeah! I love solving PDEs! Oh wait... I go to MIT. Yeah, I am going to have to attempt murder you.
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I'm not gay... (Walks away)
Person 1: So, we were at Caltech, studying--- Wait, I think you've got something wrong with your chest.
Person 2: Ummm, I'm a girl.
Person 1: (Is confused) Guuu... uuhh... urrrl?