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Meaning "calm down" Originally it came from the parody "The Juggernaut Bitch" where The Juggernaut tells the bearded guy, "Comb your beard, I don't wanna hear that shit"

Some kids thought he said "Calm your beard" and then that became a catch phrase. And then this guy Vadah once while AIM'ing misspelled "beard" and typed, "Calm Your Bear", and that caught on.

And now it's all over the GoW games online and soon the streets.
"Yo Vadah, you got my $20?"
"Calm Your Bear, i'll give it to you when I want"
by RE1000 December 05, 2006

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