Callum Smith

Fat geek

Callum Smith, 118 Winter Road, Southsea, 07772 917607

by Luke Threadingham August 26, 2008

Callum Smith

A Callum Smith is a tool used to peel back unwanted skin. You can peel back the skin on your arms, back, legs, even your eyelids.

“Check out my new callum Smith. I just peeled my foreskin!”

by LexiBatterson69 January 1, 2019

Callum Smith Rothie

The definition of a skid mark on the underpants of society

Person 1 : who’s “Callum Smith Rothie”
person 2 : oh yeah he’s that giant skid mark

by callumsdirtyunderwear August 5, 2019

callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

by laxativequeen3000 September 12, 2023