Callan also believes he knows self defense, however his only moves are to ask the person to stop because his feelings are hurt, or to bitch slap said person in the face.
A Callan is usually morbidly obese and can make funny faces with his fat rolls and his 5 chins. To be a Callan is an embarasment to your entire family and the only known cure is to be burnt at the stake.
Guy 2: "That's Callan and yes he is the king of homosexuality."
Girl: "I'm being sent to a psychiatric ward."
Boy: "What? you seem fine to me."
Girl:"Nah...I've gone Callan."
Boy: "Oh, that's a shame. Get better soon!"