A first-person-shooter game with about as many 11-year-old fanboys as the PS3, and is generally played by people with way too much time on their hands, or someone who hasn't played any Battlefield games. Usually accompanied with squeaky voices, crappy montages, fanboys that hate every other game ever, singles, and 20-year-old "pros", that give Microsoft Points to have their ranks, K/Ds, accuracy, and other useless virtual gold stickers increased in shinyness.
Person 1: I'm playing Call of Duty!

Person 2: I'm playing Battlefield with my girlfriend. We're probably going to have sex which you'll never get now though, see you!
by RussellLawliet July 24, 2011
When you have to shit so badly that you feel the turtle running for the finishline before you can run to the toilet!
Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?
by Andi February 18, 2005
A series of games by trearch and infinity ward that started off amazing and got worse and worse as the series went on. It is now rivalled by a series by EA and DICE known as battlefield, encouraging teamwork and fun.
Call of duty player: OMFG NOOB TOOBERZ R ASSHOLES U FUCKING BULLSHIT NOOB WITH AKIMBO DEAGLES

Battlefield 3 player: okay, I'm going to get out of the tank and repair it. Can you give me some covering fire with the LMG?

Call of duty player: OMFG STUPID F***ING NOOB THINKS TEAMWORK WILL- *shot in head* OMFG OMFG WHAT A STUPID SNIPER NOOB OMFG I HATE NOOB TOOBZ

Battlefield player: okay, spawn on me. I will get behind cover and try to counter snipe that guy.

Call of duty player: OMFG OMFG OMFG 1V1 ME YOU STUPID NOOB ASS GAY SHIT F***
by Phoenix922 April 11, 2013
1. The best way to lose all your friends and diminish your chance of ever getting a girlfriend and having sex, all in one day. Also the best way, next to myspace, to get stalked by an internet pervert.

2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.
Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!

Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.
by Arman B. December 18, 2010
A lifestyle, not an addiction.
Hey, I was gonna marry some woman and settle down with children, but what's the point when I can just play Call of Duty?

But what about dinner?

Take-away?
by Ilovemorganfreeman April 12, 2010
Does not even deserve to be called a "game".
Call of Duty is a piece of overpriced, over rated shit that only stupid westernized idiots like.
by WorkingBrain February 06, 2013
A game series full of a modern campers and overpowered snipers
Player (walking in a open field, looking for enemies to pwn) Time to kill some bad guys!

*Sniped by a hidden camper from afar*

Player (respawning): WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE FUCKING CAMPERS! FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME, BITCHES!

*Player quits playing Call of Duty online*
by poppajohn December 28, 2011

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