|14.||Call of duty 4|
Possibly the most overrated game ever made.
This game features an effective illusion of having good graphics, while to someone who knows anything about video games will know that if you can see the pixels on a texture by simply walking up to it, the graphics suck. They cover this up in a similar way to gears of war, by putting a lot of effort into character models, and making shitty filters causing every part of a map to go one shade of the same colour.
Further more, kills can be achieved simply by look up and pressing the 'throw grenade' button. There is a huge amount of autoaim and 2 bullets can get you a kill with almost any weapon, including pistols.
Every multiplayer map or at least a part of every map is copied and pasted from the campaign along with the weapons, allowing the lazy devs to simply make the campaign, hit ctrl+c, ctrl+v, and call it a day.
Call of duty 4
Experienced Gamer: Wow this game is shit
CodFag: You just dont like it because you cant jump 40 feet high and fly banshees!!!
Experienced Gamer: No, I dont like it because the gameplay is shit and it plays itself, no matter how good I get I still die just as much as when I started playing, despite the fact I get four times the amount of kills.
CodFag: Thats becuase its really realistic!!!
Experienced Gamer: In real life you can't press a button and have the sights on your gun line up perfectly, you can't take a shot to the head with a desert eagle and be all better 5 seconds later, you dont just spring back to life after dying, you cant shoot someone at a 1/2 mile with a sniper in 2 seconds while strafing side-to-side.......30 minutes later....
CodFag: Ya well Halo has aliens n' stuff like how stupid is that?
Experienced Gamer: Not really that stupid, it takes place 500 years in the future so there's virtually nothing you can say is unrealistic about it.
CodFag: Ya well, in real life I'd be so much better at shooting than you.
Experienced Gamer: No, you wouldn't. You'd be sitting there spraying every bit of ammo you have the whole time thinking "WTF IM NOT HITTING ANYTHING!" Then you realize you have to actually line up your sights to shoot straight, by which time youve already thrown all your grenades into the air and ran out of ammo, achieving nothing.
CodFag: AT LEAST I DONT PLAY GAYLO!!! AHAHAHA!!!
|1.||Call of Duty 4|
The greatest game ever made. Ever.
Call Of Duty 4 = pwn
|2.||Call Of Duty 4|
One of the great 360 games. Its more modern and about a war with America vs a fictional Russian terrorist group.
Its basically if you mixed all the modern shooters and burned them, then took Halo 3 and made it have game sex with the whole call of duty series to make a awsome game baby that occurs inbetween the times of each game.
Also you get to stab people, which is always enjoyable.
Person 1: Hey wanna play halo 3?
Person 2: Nah I'm tired of being killed by 5 year olds, so ima play Call of Duty 4.
Person 1: So you wanna play with rednecks and middleaged men?
Person 2: Hells yes, so I can own them with my young people skillz!
|3.||call of duty 4|
The #1 selling game of 2007, with over 7 million units sold worldwide. Considering that it came out in November, that is very impressive.
Its probably the most fun game that I've ever played. UAV, airstrikes, helicopters, sweet weapons/weapon add-ons and unlockables.
You - "Hey Jesus, can you give me some good advice?"
Jesus - "Buy Call of Duty 4...its the best fucking game ever. I'm already in my 5th prestige!!"
|4.||Call of Duty 4|
The greatest alternative to sex, better than masturbation too.
Girlfriend: Wanna rough it up, u sexy bitch?
Me: Hell yeah, you know what I'm thinking?
Girlfriend: Ohhh yeahhhh.............
Me: Barret .50 Caliber time bitches!
Girlfriend: DAMN YOU CALL OF DUTY 4, YOU WIN AGAIN!!!1 HaCKzorS!!!
|5.||Call of Duty 4|
1. better than any game ever.
2. Better than fudge.
3. Better than going to hell.
Satan: You will come down and work in the fire mines!!!
Me: STFU, IMZ playin COD4. (Call of Duty 4)
St. Peter: ROFLCOPTER
|6.||call of duty 4|
A multi-platform game that is praised for its great online capabilities and that allows completely ridiculous and awesome things to happen.
I took out a helicopter with a pistol in last stand the other day. It was totally great.
^^Yes, this really happened. That's why Call of Duty 4 pwns.
|7.||call of duty 4|
The game that made many Halo fans immediately drop playing Halo 3 online for "more realistic" gameplay, in Call of Duty 4. Frequently causes said Halo fans to diss the shit out of it, later crawling back through the doggy door sorrowfully and returning to their beloved Master Chief. Could possibly be replaced by Vegas 2 in terms of Xbox Live fads.
"Halo 3 sucks! Call of Duty 4 owns it."
"You fucking traitor."