A game that makes people think that they are gun experts after playing.
Person 1: "Look at this dude. It's an original AK47!"

Person 2: "You're a fucking idiot. It's clearly an AK74U with a retractable stock, dumbass."

Person 1: "Shut the fuck up, you play Call of Duty."
#cod #codbo #bf3 #callduty #modern warfare
by StoutShako March 29, 2014
See shit

A shitty First Person Shooter game that one can find on XBOX, PlayStation, Wii, and PC.

Call of Duty has been known to say that they're innovative... That's a bunch of bullshit. Each new iteration of CoD is the same fucking shit, just with different places and graphics.

Call of Duty has also attracted the most annoying fan base in gaming history.

A typical CoD lobby usually consists of...
-Virgins
-Kids that are way too young to even have an XBOX Live / PSN Account
-Manchildren
-Trolls
-Hackers
-Racists
-Homophobes
-Bigots
-DDoSers
-Exploiters
-Campers
-Shitty clans like FaZe (Come at me bro)
-The kitchen sink

Avoid Call of Duty at all costs because it's a virus that'll infect your console / PC.
Guy 1: Do you like Call of Duty?
Guy 2: No, I like actually having sex.
Guy 1: But CoD is so much better!
Guy 2: No, Actually having a life is better.
#call of duty #squeakers #fanboys #retards #morons
by Some Random Guy with a Name July 28, 2014
Call of Duty - A game filled with bitching 5 year old kids with parents who will yell at you when their kid threatens to hack you. Sure it was fun for a while until cheaters, boosters, and modders came in. Tantrums, Threats, and Hackers are only half of what makes cod a bullshit game.
Here is what happens in an average Call Of Duty Game:

6 year old: "OMG HE KILLLED MEEEE YHU SUK Y U DO DAAAATTTT"

Adult: "Kid, fuck off and get a life"

Kid: "Shut up you bitch ass cunt whore fuck ass"

Adult: "Bro, do u even lift?"

Kid: "HEY IM GUNA HACK YHU TONITE"

Adult: "... Yeah sure"
*gets booted offline*
Kid: "Cracker not gonna-" *gets hacked*
*Adult comes back*
Adult: "Wow what a fag"
Normal Player: "Bro, that was kinda extreme."
Adult: "YOU WANNA GO TO????
#cod #callofduty #blackops #blackops2 #mw2 #mw1 #mw3 #modernwarfare
by I Shit on Hippies November 23, 2013
A game where every game for different releases come as the same game. Every sequel is the same game, just an update in weapons and title
Best comment ever - Call of Duty Black Ops and Call of Duty Modern Warfare...I can't tell the difference except for the front cover
#call of duty #cod #noobs #boring #shitty
by CraigTheTruthSeeker October 30, 2013
(1) Also known as C.O.D.. A series of first-person shooting video games that are famous for their multiplayer mode which mainly consists of angry, foul-mouthed five-year-olds that shouldn't even be cursing or playing the game at all at their young age.

(2) The belief that something should be done because it is your duty to do so. Hence the term "call of duty."
(1) I WILL FREAKING OWN YOU IN COD YOU STUPID DUMBASS

(2) Everyone respected him as he went above and beyond the call of duty.
by what the fuck is a sonic February 02, 2016
A game where every 12 year old has fucked your mom.
Random 12 year old: You suck at Call of Duty, just like your mom sucked my dick
by GingerPuff December 27, 2015
A videogame-series, all games of the series can be played on computer, some on consoles aswell, produced by Activision and many, MANY smaller production studios.
The community of this game is hilariously, and makes everyone, who isn't part of it, cry; it's based on kids, thinking they're gods in what they do. And there are the

teenagers, which, surprisingly, also think, they're gods in what they do, or in everything existing on earth, that could be done.

Yet people still buy this bullshit, which isn't even good, and bad coded. I could cry; I could program such piece of non-usable code. But the community still claims,
it's the best thing the world has ever seen. These individuums can't be helped, seriously; don't even try.

If you think this attitude is made from wildly overdoing myself, well no. I've played every game of the series. Only the first games are good. The newer ones
suck. Seriously. But, for my luck, it starts to shrink. Die, CoD!
Call of Duty.
#call #of #duty #call of duty #cod #fuckitsucks #rekt
by zaty May 19, 2015
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