CoD noob 2: Yeah lets! Cause in the army you're a hero and you respawn after you die!
The too noobs then join the army and get shipped off to Afghanistan where they both get shot in the head instantly and die bleeding to death!
Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!
*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*
Player:.............................i quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!
At this point, Person 2, or any passing bystander should shoot Person 1 because it's evident they are retarded.