Person 2: I'm playing Battlefield with my girlfriend. We're probably going to have sex which you'll never get now though, see you!
Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!
*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*
Player:.............................i quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!
At this point, Person 2, or any passing bystander should shoot Person 1 because it's evident they are retarded.